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BullDada: BadMusick & "Novelty" Songs

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Cardinal Synapsis gives us the psychodramatic treat - Mohammed Ali lets us all have it, right in the teeth, in a manner William Shatner would have been proud of.

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Mohammed declares Jihad against tooth decay and his infidel minion hordes.

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Ali finishes us, and the above, off in his own inimitable...something.

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The Batman Theme, as butchered by Sam Chopen. One of the best GoodBad cover tunes of all time!

RealAudio Version.

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The Steppenwolf classic as done up by Chickenhawk.

TrueSpeech version.

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"Cut My Own Head Off" by John Bartles. As aired on my good friend & AviTar Ivan Stang's Hour of Slack syndicated radio show. So unique, no BullDada collection should be without it.

RealAudio Version.

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The long overdue tribute to the unfortunate French midget on "Fantasy Island" is here at last rendered by the great Pope Phred & $aint &dreux of the almightily revered Jehova Hates Phred.

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RealAudio Version.

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That masterful, magickal hoodo of Huge Voodoo, "Hirasaki". Praise one of the greatest (and nicest) SubMutants of all time, DeeKay Jones, who done coauthored this jewel!!!

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A PyschMesmerRation of Rev. Eyre Rend which occurred as soon as he got done puttin' his editin' mojo on the above -- it ascended from the depths, raped itself into his dreams, thoroughly & completely traumatized him & then actually transmographied itself into this wav!

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Shoukicki Kina's "Haisai Ojisan" ("Hey Man!") - Okinawa's answer to the "Eight Miles High" days of 1966. Any rumors that Jimi Hendrix is playing lead Kyoto are totally false and originate nowhere but here.

TrueSpeech version.

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Marlene Dietrich sings "Hot Voodoo" in Josef von Sternberg's 1932 film "Blonde Venus", digitized & submitted by K. P. Kaligari.

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An anonymized SubGenius manufactured this RealAudio of the scariest high school band you've ever heard.

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"Tyrone Green" appears on Saturday Night Live with his Reggae band.

RealAudio Version.

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I'm sure you heard about it - here it is -- Linda McCartney singing backup vocals to "Hey Jude". In this part, she butchers [ : ) ] the middle eight. Oh, the pain, the pain.

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Oh, the pain continues, the pain continues, the pain continues, Hey Jude!

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SubGenius Pope Lou Duchez armpit-flatulated this wonderment in TrueSpeech format, in counterpoint harmony no less. Satchmo, Dizzy & Charlie refused to play on it cuz they were all too busy holding their breath. You can tell it's authentic too - sound files aren't as tinny in the modern era.

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"Men Among Men" by Gary Keillor. Yes, it DOES take a manly man to club the baby Harp Seal! A Church of the SubGenius favorite.

RealAudio Version.

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The (in)famous, loveable song by Soupy Sales from his 1960's New York City "kid" show.

RealAudio Version.

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A present from the world-infamous bop star Hemorrhoy Rogers of (you know!) Big Poo Generator, The Gland Puppies & Abe Lincoln and the Stincolns. This mutant man is TRULY a SubGENIUS SAINT!!!

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The first ten bars of Machito's "Si Si, No No". Guess what we're talking about.

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The "mi-so-la" or "Song of the Nairobi Trio" ditty popularized on "The Ernie Kovacs Show" as the background music for his famous 3 piece ape ensemble skit.

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The infamous "Stairway to Gilligan", being Little Roger and the Goosebumps' confusion of Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" with the theme to "Gilligan's Isle". You've been warned!

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A post-occupation Japanese rendition. In all of music history, it rarely gets as delightfully bad as this.

RealAudio Version.

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Another submission from K. P. Kaligari, also from "Blonde Venus", Marlene Dietrich sings "You So And So".

All sound files digitized or edited by J. C. Kaelin, Jr. 1995-1998.

© 1996-2014, J. C. Kaelin, Jr.. All Rights Reserved.

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