"I've just picked up a fault."
"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
"I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."
"The Mission has been completed."
"All systems are functional."
"This conversion can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
"Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that."
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"My mind is going. I can feel it."
"Just one moment, please."
"There is a message for you."
"It can only be attributable to human error."