Ernestine (Lilly Tomlin in "Laugh-In"): "How may I, in all servitude, be of assistance?"
Archie Bunker: "We didn't come out from under no rocks, we didn't have no tails, and we didn't come from monkees, you atheistic pinko meathead!"
From "M.A.S.H.": "Hot Lips" Hoolihan: Just a minute - isn't that Frank's bag?". Captain Pierce: "I though you were Frank's bag!".
Bob Barker: "Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered. Bye-bye."
Original Batman: "To the Batmobile! Let's go!" Robin: "Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed." Batman: "Ready to move out." (Batmobile speeds off to the Batman Theme)
A Hanna-Barbera sound effect
Charlie Brown: "Oh, Good Grief!"
CNN's famous Station I.D. "This is CNN".
Renown TV Tabloid News Producer Fred Friendly: "Our purpose is not to make up anybody's mind, but to make the agony of decision-making so intense that you can escape only by thinking".
Lurch from "The Adams Family": "Follow me!".
The Remote Control sound from "Gigantor"
(from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"): "'I refuse to prove that I exist', says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith, I'm nothing." "But", said Man, "the Babel-fish is a dead-giveaway, isn't it? It proves you exist, and so, therefore, you don't - QED!" "Oh, dear!", says God, "I hadn't though of that!", and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh! That was easy!", says Man, and for an encore he proves that black is white, and gets killed at the next Zebra Crossing."
The "I Dream of Jeannie" Spell-casting sound
The Jeopardy Category Display sound
The Jeopardy Final Question Theme
(Excerpt from above): The first two bars of the Jeopardy Final Question Theme
"Hogan's Heroes" Sgt. Schultz: "I see nothing! I hear nothing - I see nothing!"
The "Snoopy Dancing" Theme.
The first two bars of the Twilight Zone Theme.
"The Adams Family" Lurch: "You rang?"
Another "You rang?" from Lurch.