Blackadder Wavs Blackadder: "CORK it, Fatso!" Blackadder: "Ooooohhhhh, dear!" The Queen: "Oops!" The christmas carol from the Blackadder Christmas show. Blackadder: "That woman's about a subtle as a rhinoceros horn up the backside!" Blackadder: "Got him with my subtle plan!" Baldrick: "I can't see any subtle plan!" Blackadder: "Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again!"